A Brit named Steven Holmes...a self-described "nobody," who - for some mysterious reason - is the only guy Kanye West is following on Twitter.
Here is a sampling of Steven's tweets that may have attracted Kanye, pre-add:
"I want money," "Badly need some food," and "Drinking coffee at 2 in the morning is not a good idea"
Now, post-add (and more stating of the obvious):
"This has been completely surreal and I really have no desire for this attention i'm just a normal person,"
"I won't be speaking to anybody else, surprisingly not everyone wants to be famous. That's all I'm saying - peace out x"
And, a sure sign that he is no longer just a normal person:
"Just to clarify, I mean I won't be speaking to any more press/journalists"