Kanye Follows One Tweeter

This guy.

A Brit named Steven Holmes...a self-described "nobody," who  - for some mysterious reason - is the only guy Kanye West is following on Twitter.

Here is a sampling of Steven's tweets that may have attracted Kanye, pre-add:

"I want money," "Badly need some food," and "Drinking coffee at 2 in the morning is not a good idea"

Now, post-add (and more stating of the obvious):

"This has been completely surreal and I really have no desire for this attention i'm just a normal person,"

"I won't be speaking to anybody else, surprisingly not everyone wants to be famous. That's all I'm saying - peace out x"

And, a sure sign that he is no longer just a normal person:

"Just to clarify, I mean I won't be speaking to any more press/journalists"