It's "Conan"

So simple. So obvious. So obviously copy-catting me, I can't stand it.

Conan O'Brien announced the new name for his show today.

It's...Conan. 

Obviously, he thought: "What would Madeleine Brand do? What DID Madeleine Brand do? Oh, she named the show after herself  - Brilliant!"

And then, he went to the KPCC website and watched this little video and thought: "Brilliant again!"

Hence, this pathetic imitation.

The only difference now between Conan and me: the beard. 

Mine's not red.