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Perhaps it's the too-close discomfort of being party to someone else's precious moment, but "Glory," the new Jay-Z single featuring the artist formerly known as baby bump, Blue Ivy, is kind of unsettling. With muffled cooing that sounds like it was recorded in Beyonce utero, the life-creation-rap-revelation gushes like an amniotic fluid-filled cheese ball.
Brand spanking new, the 1-day-old wunderkind can be heard wailing toward the end of the track. The Knowles/Carter combo kid is already embracing her destiny('s child -- yes, there's a line in the song about that...), getting an early jump on recording artist superstardom. Or maybe she'll want to be a professional roller skater. Too soon to tell.
Jay-Z recently showed Los Angeles who its daddy was with a multiple dates Staples Center tour stop on the Kanye West co-headlining concert circus, "Watch the Throne."
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Jay-Z and Kanye West's "Watch The Throne" concert at Staples Center, Dec. 12, 2011.
It would be easy (and almost necessary) to spill an ocean of superlatives in trying to adequately explain the enormity of this entire Watch The Throne endeavor. Sure, it’s easy to chalk it up as a couple of 1 Percenters flexing their considerable industry muscle, and that’s a part of it.
Only a few songs into Monday night’s sold out show, it was apparent that this bombastic display of hip-hop’s considerable hold on the pop cultural zeitgeist was more than just a good time. It was one of the most impressively produced stadium shows, well, ever. The Staples Center was transformed into something of a giant boxing ring, with Jay-Z and Kanye West standing atop two massive hydraulic LED stages to open the show with a flurry of songs from the Watch The Throne album. The spectacle was akin to a rap Metallica (and just as loud), with both men ripping through verses from “Welcome To The Jungle” with ease and dexterity that transcends 99.5% of what passes for “rapping” these days. Flames towers erupted behind them at regular intervals, and the blinding laser light show was equal parts Daft Punk and Pink Floyd.