But just because it is almost impossible to order the taller, thinner, faster new iPhone via the web, that doesn't mean you cannot order one through other means.
Ironically, the best way to pre-order your new iPhone is through your current iPhone.
If you download the free Apple Store app on your iPhone within minutes the intuitive Apple Store App will prompt you through the few simple steps to make your wallet hundreds of dollars lighter and your night that much brighter.
The app will even allow you to select whether you would like your new phone (in either black or white) delivered to you or if you would prefer to pick it up on September 21 at your local Apple store.
Update 1:02 a.m. Web expert Danny Sullivan is tweeting that it could take two weeks now to get your iPhone
To be clear, if you order an iPhone 5 now, the time to ship has gone from one week -- Sept 21 -- to two weeks. IE, sold out.— Danny Sullivan (@dannysullivan) September 14, 2012
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