Who's excited to see Regis and the Philbins?! These folks. Jimmy Kimmel Live's "Lie Witness News" went to the desert and what they found was a collection of Coachella kids going gaga over fake bands.
Prepare to cringe through this poignant reminder about the perils of pretending. And the next time you're about to wax pathetic, remember that it's better to feel irrelevant for five minutes than live the rest of your life knowing you faked excitement over "The Obesity Epidemic."