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Socks, the White House cat, sits atop the podium in the White House press briefing room 19 March 1994. A groundskeeper who regularly walks Socks brought him into the press room and placed him unannounced on the podium. Socks stayed there for a few minutes as photographers took his picture before the goundskeeper said it was time to go and took Socks away.
A picture taken July 6, 2009, shows US President Barack Obama (L) and his wife Michelle looking at Dorofey, a Neva Masquerade cat of Russia's President Dmitry Medvedev and his wife Svetlana, during a visit to Medvedev in this Gorki residence outside Moscow. Medvedev’s beloved cat Dorofey mysteriously disappeared, Russian media reported today stirring media hype and hitting the Twitter world trends. After media buzz reached Dmitry Medvedev, he wrote on his Twitter that Dorofey is safely at home.
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A cat walks by empty voting booths as members of the press interview Los Angeles mayoral candidate Councilman Antonio Villaraigosa March 8, 2005 in Los Angeles, California. Voter interest appears low in the mayoral election which has been viewed for weeks as a near-dead heat race between several candidates. Only one out of three registered voters is expected to show up.
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An elderly Ukrainian woman places her ballot in an urn on the snowy streets of the village Priborsk some 85 km north on Kiev during presidential elections on January 17, 2010. The presence of hundreds of Georgians in Ukraine purportedly to monitor elections spiralled into a major row after a party accused them of being special forces sent to disrupt the polls.
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Local people cast their votes in the presidential election in the village of Kazakhstan, some 80 kms from Almaty on April 3, 2011. Kazakhstan votes on April 3 in a mostly ceremonial election that is set to stretch President Nurusltan Nazarbayev's rule into a third decade amid Western worries about democracy in the resource-rich state. AFP PHOTO / Vyacheslav Oseledko (Photo credit should read VYACHESLAV OSELEDKO/AFP/Getty Images)
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A women standing next to her cat casts her presidential election ballot in the village Shelonets on March 2, 2008. Exactly half-way through voting, the central elections commission reported no less than 48 percent participation among the 109 million eligible voters. According to critics, the high figure reflected the authorities' use of fraud and coercion to avoid an embarrassingly low turnout.
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A woman prepares to cast her vote in a mobile ballot box for the presidential election in the village of Internatsional'nyy, some 40 kms from Astana, on April 3, 2011. Kazakhstan votes on April 3 in a mostly ceremonial election that is set to stretch President Nursultan Nazarbayev's rule into a third decade amid Western worries about democracy in the resource-rich state.
A picture taken July 6, 2009, shows Dorofey, a Neva Masquerade cat of Russia's President Dmitry Medvedev and his wife Svetlana, walking at Medvedev's Gorki residence outside Moscow. Medvedev’s beloved cat Dorofey mysteriously isappeared, Russian media reported today stirring media hype and hitting the Twitter world trends. After media buzz reached Dmitry Medvedev, he wrote on his Twitter that Dorofey is safely at home. AFP PHOTO/ RIA-NOVOSTI/ KREMLIN POOL/ MIKHAIL KLIMENTYEV (Photo credit should read MIKHAIL KLIMENTYEV/AFP/Getty Images)
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French far right party, the National Front's (FN) vice-president Marine Le Pen strokes her cat at her countryhouse on July 28, 2010 in La Trinite-sur-Mer, northern France. Marine Le Pen, the party founder's 41-year-old daughter and an accomplished media performer, is a member of the European parliament and the Calais regional council, and remains in pole position to succeed her father at the head of the party in January 2011.
A Georgian family and their pets watch the inauguration of US President Barack Obama from their living room in Tbilisi on January 20, 2009. Barack Obama took the oath of office to become the first black president in US history, witnessed by huge crowds in an unprecedented endorsement of a new leader at a time of deep crisis.
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A cat walks past as an Indian couple leave after casting their vote at a polling booth in Varanasi, Uttar Pradesh on February 15, 2012 during the third phase of the Uttar Pradesh state elections. Uttar Pradesh has a population of about 200 million. If it were a country it would be the world's fifth-most populous, larger than Brazil, and in places it has poverty as bad as in sub-Saharan Africa. AFP PHOTO/ Manan VATSYAYANA (Photo credit should read MANAN VATSYAYANA/AFP/Getty Images)
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US Secretary of State Colin Powell (R) receives a cat named Colin Powell from Pamela DelaBar (C), the President of Cat Fanciers' Association and its' owner Sig Hauck (L) while posing for a picture with the copper-eyed Bombay male that bears his name in the Treaty Room of the State Department 13 August 2004 in Washington, DC. The feline was selected as cat of the year by the Cat Fanciers' Association, which requested, and received, time with the secretary to photograph the two Colin Powells for its 2005 yearbook cover, a State Department official said.
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US President Bill Clinton in picture taken 20 December 1996 at the White House in Washington, DC., holds Socks the cat for children to pet as his wife Hillary looks on at the annual reading of Clement C. Moore's T'was the Night Before Christmas. Clinton read the classic poem to a group of children invited to the White House from Washington area schools.
You can hear it. Every minute, of every hour, on every frequency, in every fiber, the pounding sound of stomps and brays, the treacherous trumpeting of political provocation, a corrupt ruckus clattering and escalting into a ringing din of iniquity. Welcome to Election day. Need something fuzzy to look at?
OK. Please enjoy these photographs of cats running governments around the world.
Our domestic dog-and-pony show of donkeys and elephants is nothing compared to the cat-commanded mouse mongering elsewhere on the planet. Politics is for the clawed, and this makes the cats very happy. To ensure a future safe for all felines, kittens have fanned out across the globe, positioning themselves close to the ballots, and, whenever possible, close the world leaders themselves.
Now go vote. The cats are watching.
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The L.A. Times reports that a ballot measure dictating the future of unprotected sex for porn actors has received enough signatures to qualify for a starring role in the November election. The NSFW initiative will be decided by voters living in the nerve center of the U.S. porn industry -- Los Angeles County.
Adult film actors would be required to wear condoms for specific sex acts, and a fee to cover the costs of enforcement would be imposed as part of the film permit. Producers would also need to obtain a permit from the county Department of Public Health.
For some, the multi-billion dollar question is whether or not Los Angeles would be screwing itself out of local industry by roughing up the prolific process of pornography in favor of forced prophylactic use.
Supporters of the mandate cite the risks of HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases for actors. And, with New Hampshire as the only other state with similar court rulings regarding adult film producers and anti-prostitution laws, they do not take seriously a threat of industry relocation.