VIDEO: Snoop Lion sacrifices Marley for Moses in 'Epic Rap Battle' against Santa Claus

Screenshot via EpicRapBattlesOfHistory.com

Snoop Dogg is trying to tell us something important. He must be. 

The Long Beach prophet's latest brush with alter ego-ism sees the reincarnated Reggae legend and soccer enthusiast in a newly released "Epic Rap Battle" dressed in robes for "Israe-L.B.C." and mouthing off to Santa Claus. 

"Moses vs Santa Claus, Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2" is a good reminder that should the laws of double negation elimination somehow fail to protect us from a dimension where if [(Snoop Dogg = Moses) and (Snoop Lion = Bob Marley) and (Snoop Dogg ≥ Snoop Lion) then (Bob Marley = Moses)], just take a deep breath, repeat that a great miracle happened here, and hope to stay lit for 8 days, too.

Happy Hanukkah (to Mark). 

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Moses vs Santa Claus, Epic Rap Battles of History [NSFW-lite]

[ht Heeb / Mashable]

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