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Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 2: Best Insults vs. Best Tattoos

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Twilight-inspired body art is battling Breaking Dawn-induced jokes in a war between zingers and ink slingers. Who will win?!

The Twilight Saga has been bleeding the best from both camps since 2005, but you don't need to be a fan, or anti-fan, to appreciate the convictions, repressions, projections and expressions collected below.

Whether the Part 2 premiere causes you to blush excitedly, break out in hives, or simply engage in terrible wordplay, we encourage you to weigh-in on this unstoppable box office monster.


Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 — Los Angeles says goodbye to Bella, Edward and Jacob (video)

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The 1963 red Chevy truck driven by Bella (Kristen Stewart) in the Twilight Saga movies goes on view at Universal CityWalk.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 - Madrid Photocall

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Actors Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson attend the "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" photocall at the Villamagna Hotel on November 15, 2012 in Madrid, Spain.

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Still from the movie "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2."

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn—Part 2 opens in movie theaters starting Thursday, Nov. 15, at 10 p.m. Whether the thought of this premiere causes you to blush excitedly or break out in hives, it's important to know where to go/what to avoid as events unfold in Los Angeles.

Now, keep in mind, this is a film of great importance for people who understand what the below IMDB summary means (for those who do not know about Twilight, however, the description reads kind of like this):

After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi.

Either way, for the foreseeable future, it's best to prepare to be wolfpacked together with fellow Twihards, or be fighting tooth-and-fang to dodge the bloody mess (and spoiler-laden questionable "imprinting" controversy).