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Jokes at Los Angeles political roast fizzles, focus on May elections



L.A. City Councilman Tom LaBonge was roasted at the annual political event Thursday evening but aside from a few jokes about pumpkin bread and his habit of asking where everyone went to high school, most of the night's jokes focused on the May 21 election.
L.A. City Councilman Tom LaBonge was roasted at the annual political event Thursday evening but aside from a few jokes about pumpkin bread and his habit of asking where everyone went to high school, most of the night's jokes focused on the May 21 election.
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The annual political roast to raise money for the American Diabetes Association targeted Los Angeles City Councilman Tom LaBonge Thursday evening, but with the two mayoral candidates serving as the roasters, the night had more fizzle than sizzle.

More than 850 people packed into a ballroom at the Beverly Hilton to raise about $500,000 at the 16th annual event hosted by lobbyists Harvey Englander and Arnie Berghoff and Councilman Mitch Englander.

Supervisor Zev Yaroslavsky served as the master of ceremonies. Councilman Mitch Englander introduced him as “the man who wants to tax your rainwater” and “the man who will never be mayor.”

The main event featured roasts from Controller Wendy Greuel and Councilman Eric Garcetti. And while their digs focused more on the mayor’s race than LaBonge, it remained pretty tame.

Greuel told the audience she was honored to be with “so many distinguished public servants and Eric Garcetti.”

“I think he looked dashing as Prince Eric,” Greuel said, a reference to one of her own attack mailers.

The controller also took a whack at Councilman Richard Alarcon, who is facing multiple felony counts for allegedly living outside of his city council district. Greuel asked the audience why Alarcon was absent from the evening’s event?

“They didn’t know which address to send his invitation to,” she said. “Who says I can’t be funny?”

Greuel ended her routine by telling the audience the county Federation of Labor’s Maria Elena Durazo had attached Wendy Greuel bumper stickers to all of the cars at the valet stand.

“She would have put a Garcetti sticker on but nothing sticks to Eric,” Greuel said.

Next up was Garcetti, also known as the “kosher burrito,” according to Yaroslavsky. (The supervisor got in a dig that “his dad blew the OJ trial,” which seemed to be a punch line without a setup.)

The councilman started off by congratulating Pope Francis.

“Finally another Latino with an Italian last name,” Garcetti said.

As for his few knocks against LaBonge, Garcetti said that even though the Fourth District rep started his career by flunking the LAFD test, he “truly hit bottom” when he was elected to the Los Angeles City Council.

Garcetti also thanked LaBonge for his annual calendar.

“My coffee table would not be even without them,” he said.

Other highlights:

Among the bold face names in attendance: Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, former Mayor Jim Hahn, City Attorney Carmen Trutanich, Controller Wendy Greuel, county Supervisors Gloria Molina, Don Knabe and Zev Yaroslvasky, L.A. City Councilmen Ed Reyes, Paul Krekorian, Dennis Zine, Paul Koretz, Mitch Englander, Eric Garcetti, Jose Huizar and Joe Buscaino, L.A. City Councilmen-elect Bob Blumenfield, Mike Bonin and Felipe Fuentes, city council candidates Jose Gardea, Curren Price, John Choi, Gil Cedillo and Nury Martinez, city attorney candidate Mike Feuer, former Councilwoman Rita Walters, Controller candidate Ron Galperin, CAO Miguel Santana, CLA Gerry Miller, former CLA Ron Deaton, LAFD Chief Brian Cummings, Secretary of State Debra Bowen, Richard Katz, Chris Essel, Bob Hertzberg.