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Students walk across the campus of UCLA in Los Angeles, California.

Comedy writer Lew Schneider is back with more tales of his life as a father. This is the final installment of Lew's year-long odyssey: choosing a school for his son Leo. Lew has a rapturous experience at Bed, Bath and Beyond and then an anti-climactic farewell with Leo. But he discovers upon his return to L.A. that with teenage children who need money there's no such thing as "farewell."