It's a logistical nightmare: open an amusement park the likes of which the world has never known. Then have the plumbers go on strike and scoundrels counterfeiting the tickets. Then, try to do a live broadcast with dozens of cameras. Then, discover one of your hosts is making out -- on camera -- with one of the dancers.

But, Disneyland kept making people happy, ABC stayed on the air, and Bob Cummings kept acting til he was 80.

Off-Ramp host John Rabe and producer Kevin Ferguson engage in a little schadenfreude.