Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! for Saturday, October 26, 2013

Who's Carl This Time

Carl Kasell reads three quotes from the week's news: Barack O-Matic, Sprechen Sie Espionage, Getting Past Second Base — Again.

Panel Round One

Our panelists answer questions about the week's news: Tawk Doity To Me!

Bluff The Listener

Our panelists tell three stories about an old joke coming to life, only one of which is true.

Not My Job: What Does John Lithgow Know About Flops?

Since actor John Lithgow has been so successful onstage, we're going to ask him three questions about total failures. He'll take a quiz on three of the most terrible products ever brought to market.

Panel Round Two

More questions for the panel: The Bris Wig, Broke-Bug Mountain.


Carl reads three news-related limericks: Mortuary Girls, Unhealthy Request Soup, General Tso-ppacino.

Lightning Fill In The Blank

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.


Our panelists predict what Obama will pitch on TV once his presidency is over.
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