Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! for Saturday, March 8, 2014

Who's Carl This Time

Carl Kasell reads three quotes from the week's news: Putin's New Occupation, The Old College Try, Padre Mouth.

Panel Round One

The Threshold of Manhood.

Bluff The Listener

Our panelists tell three stories about a Jeopardy! champion starting a new career, only one of which is true.
We ask the former drummer of the 1980s band The Police three questions about questionable tactics used by actual police.

Panel Round Two

More questions for the panel: A True Spectacle, Eyetooth Witness, Condiment Crisis.

Limericks

Carl reads three news-related limericks: Methodical Blather, Plethora of Poultry, The D1N0 Virus.

Lightning Fill In The Blank

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Prediction

Our panelists predict what words will appear on the newly revamped SATs.
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