Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! for Saturday, July 12, 2014

Who's Bill This Time

Bill Kurtis reads three quotes from the week's news: Lofty Goals, Lawyer Up, and The Lil' Commander in Chief.

Panel Round One

Tour de Watch Out!

Bluff The Listener

Our panelists tell three stories of promotions gone wrong, only one of which is true.
If you think downhill ski racing is dangerous, then you've never seen the Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling Races, in which competitors hurl their bodies down a steep hill, chasing a wheel of cheese.

Panel Round Two

More questions for the panel: All Together Now, Idle Hands, and Lie-brary.


Bill reads three news-related limericks: In Salad No One Can Hear You Scream, In the Red (Velvet), and Never A Bride.

Lightning Fill In The Blank

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.


Our panelists predict the next public figure to be embarrassed by their private writings.
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