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Rabe does New Yorker magazine one better with Marmaduke caption contest.

Tired of the New Yorker Caption Contest rejecting your best ideas?

(I should have won for, “That explains the penguin walking down the hallway, wearing your bathrobe and carrying your vibrator.”)

Unless Brad Anderson is getting all minimalist, the LA Times omitted the caption from this morning’s “Marmaduke,” which is better only than “Cathy” and “Dennis the Menace” … and just barely.

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